Massive spending has recently held up the economy packages issued by Congress recently have been holding up the US economy for a few months, and markets have been encouraged by this expressed support by the Fed and lawmakers in DC. However, this may not soon be the case. According to reports, prominent lawmakers have been hesitant to issue new relief bills as they find themselves … Continue reading US Congress to Stop Writing Bills Once All of the Good Acronyms are Used

Lawmakers in Wakeview county have recently adopted a new metric that shows coronavirus has actually been on the decline across America. The new measure of coronavirus takes in account the number of cases in each region, case growth rate, test positivity, coronavirus media numbers, and a number of other statistics that have been kept confidential. “It’s just in the numbers. It’s obvious. Coronavirus is not … Continue reading Area Politicians Derive New Advanced Statistic to Show that Coronavirus is Actually Waning, Reject Their Previous One

Spreading coronavirus to influence the markets will now be considered insider trading and subject to up to five years in federal prison, according to reports. The move by lawmakers is expected to quell the ebbs and flows that have been shaking the markets recently, as traders react strongly to new reports of virus surges and vaccine development. “The main things moving the market right now … Continue reading Federal Commission Rules That Coughing on People to Spread Coronavirus is Insider Trading

Congress is preparing another wave of relief programs for households to weather more months of potentially stagnant economic landscape, reports indicate. After the Paycheck Protection Program was deployed through the CARES Act and extended on June 5, lawmakers and economists have begun drafting another round of stimulus to directly relieve households most in need. “We have been working with the Department of Health and Human … Continue reading Tooth Fairy to Increase Payouts as Part of Next Wave of Congressional Relief Programs