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“Look. If we’re higher on the USNews Rankings then we get more alumni donations, simple as that. And I mean, who doesn’t want the clout of being the hardest school to get into. That’s why we started our new policy – we were heading in this direction anyways and it was just inevitable. We’re just the ones who started it.” We spoke to the head … Continue reading Top Universities, in Race to Boast the Lowest Admission Rate, Start Kicking People Out in Order to Achieve Negative Acceptance Rates