Federal Commission Rules That Coughing on People to Spread Coronavirus is Insider Trading

Spreading coronavirus to influence the markets will now be considered insider trading and subject to up to five years in federal prison, according to reports. The move by lawmakers is expected to quell the ebbs and flows that have been shaking the markets recently, as traders react strongly to new reports of virus surges and vaccine development. “The main things moving the market right now … Continue reading Federal Commission Rules That Coughing on People to Spread Coronavirus is Insider Trading

Hamburger and Hamburger Bun Vendors Agree on More Inconvenient Package Count, Boost Sales

Rocked by the economic slump over the past couple months, prominent hamburger and hamburger bun producers have finalized a deal to make a more inconsistent package count for two reason: to reverse their declining sales and to decrease its consumers’ morale. Previously, packages of burgers and buns were commonly sold in groups of eight and twelve, forcing consumers to either buy extra packages to have … Continue reading Hamburger and Hamburger Bun Vendors Agree on More Inconvenient Package Count, Boost Sales

Tooth Fairy to Increase Payouts as Part of Next Wave of Congressional Relief Programs

Congress is preparing another wave of relief programs for households to weather more months of potentially stagnant economic landscape, reports indicate. After the Paycheck Protection Program was deployed through the CARES Act and extended on June 5, lawmakers and economists have begun drafting another round of stimulus to directly relieve households most in need. “We have been working with the Department of Health and Human … Continue reading Tooth Fairy to Increase Payouts as Part of Next Wave of Congressional Relief Programs